Talk:Men of Nearbush

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-Episode Title: Ask about the mammoth- A sign reads Ask about the mammoth. Traveler: How’s the mammoth? Kook: Contaminated. It’ll kill you. Traveler: Then why the sign? Kook:    Sometimes I need to be reminded that it's contaminated.

- Episode Title: Bored on the Rocks - Kook: Hayzus, I’m bored! Hayzus: Perhaps another conversation with Hunter will win his heart. ...Later... Kook: Hey Hunter! Hunter: *grunt*    Kook: You look like you could use some company and Hayzus spotted a deer carcass near the bush...Want to go? Hunter: That good idea...Hunter go with Hayzus! Kook: *grunt*

- Episode Title: Pillow Talk    - Runt and Hunter Pillow talk… Hunter: Mammoth run away. Runt: *sigh*    That’s the entire story? Mammoth run away? Hunter: *grunt* Runt stay with Hunter. Always. Runt: Haha. Another great story Hunter. but you know me. When a large beast gets too close, I run.

- Episode Title: Men who lay with men -    Premier: man may now lay with man if…uh…man has not laid with men who lay with men. ...Later... Premier: Runt, I'm sorry if this has affected men    laying at the pond. Runt: Not at all, Premier. Business is good. In fact, it’s standing room only.

- Episode Title:    Decentralization - Hayzus stands proudly beside his creation... Hayzus: I call it the block chain! Hunter: *curious grunt* Hayzus: It decentralizes work! Hunter: *grunt* Hayzus: It means you can tie captives to it while you go about your day. ...later on... Premier: This isn’t nearly enough food. Why was no one helping you forage? Kook: Uh, sorry Premier. All my captives are tied up on the block chain.

-Episode Title: Steeped Tea-    A traveler stops for a drink... Traveler: Tea eh? Your people have the neatest words! Bartender: You’ll like it. It’s steeped! ...Later...    Traveler's Brother: Brother, how do you like my new outfit? Traveler: Bro, it’s steeped!

-Episode Title: Tom of the land by the river- Forest: Stop leaving twigs everywhere or the entire field will be filled with twigs. Then where will we go? Runt: FOREST, shut up. I have a more important question. Where did you find this hat? Forest: I traded for it with Tom of the FIN lands. Runt: Then Tom is where we Will go! Hunter! Fetch me twigs! Hunter: *grunts*

- Episode Title: Bamboo hut-    Premier christens a small hut. Premier: I’m proud to announce our bamboo technology led to the safest construction on record. Tribesman: What does that mean? Premier: Only two men died!

Episode Title: Runt Goes Shopping - Runt: I’d like a belt. Owner: What kind? Runt: A chastity belt. Owner: *long pause* Would you like that gift wrapped? -Episode Title: Stonewall- An angry mob gathers… Mob leader: We demand gay rights in honor of the tribesmen killed at the stone wall! Premier: Why…uh…no! That’s fake news! No one was killed at the stone wall! Mob leader: Nobody was killed? Premier: Uh no! Of course not. Mob leader: *looks at the camera looking doubtful and unimpressed* -Episode Title: Cave murals- Man 1: There’s word of a neanderthal acclaimed the world over. He paints cave ceiling murals while     lying on his back! Man 2: *Sees Runt half-naked by the pond* ". . ." Man 2: Someone get him a paintbrush.

Episode Title: Evil Spirits- Dock: Finally! A breakthrough in the battle against sexually transmitted spirits. Dock: I’ve done it men. Different colored face paints for different spirits! Runt: Great! What color do you prescribe for me? Dock: …I’ll book you for a rainbow.

-Episode Title: Furs for spices- Gopher: Could you lend me some furs to trade for spices? Man 2: What’s a pondman chaser going to do with furs to trade for spices? Gopher: Pay for pondmen. Man 2: Then why didn’t you ask for furs to trade for pondmen? Gopher: I didn’t think you’d have any left.

-Episode Title: Man of the era- Man to another man, set in the future: I saw you with him in the metaverse! Man to another man, set in the bronze age: I saw you with him at the tavern! Man to another man, set in the stone age: I saw you with him at the pond! *grunt* You’re all the     same! -Episode Title: Everything can run doom- The Premier requests an update… Premier: How goes the harvest? Man: Well, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is the crops failed. Premier: What's the good news? Man, out of frame: I got them to run Doom! (Panel shows an entire field of crops on fire) -Episode Title: Gay Skeletons- Scientist examining an archeological find of two embracing skeletons: Both male but not directly related. Fascinating! Later on... Scientist: Tests have now confirmed that the embracing couple were two male friends! Reporter: How can you be so sure they weren’t in a relationship? Scientist: Trust me. We’ve been doing this for a long time… Cut to the stone age with a panel showing a smoking volcano. Man 1: Babe, I care about you so mu... Man 2: Shush! Did you hear that? Panel shows an erupting volcano in the distance. Man 1: …but I think we should just be friends.

Episode: A delegation brings a gift Gopher: Premier, a delegation is here to see you. Man: Premier, I bring A gift of frankincense. May your first marriage be your last. Premier: I just got a divorce. Man: I know. Episode Title: You are enough. Man: Cheer up Premier, you'll find someone! You. Are. Enough. ...Too much, if I’m being honest. Episode: Queerbaiting Runt: Something came up and I need you to train the new hires working the pond. Hunter: *grunt* Later that morning… New hire: Mr. hunter, what is queerbaiting? Hunter: *grunt* Queer baiting when uh…man thread queer along hook until hook mostly or completely hidden. New hire, looking stunned and worried: "…" Episode: We need to talk Hunter: Runt so beautiful. Hunter love runt. Runt: Haha Uh...and I think You’re a …great friend! Hunter: What is "friend"? Hunter want to make babies with Runt. Runt: *sigh* I think we need to have a talk. Later… Runt, holding two male wooden dolls: ok, so… when two men love each other very very much... Episode: Rapunzel Hunter: What runt doing? Runt, looking down from a tower: Waiting for a big strong man to slam me against a wall. Hunter: Hunter come to Runt. Let down rope! A rope made of white towels tied together is let down. Runt: You’re lucky it’s not laundry day.